Balcony

"No really, I want you to photograph me like I'm one of your model clients."
"Well it's going to take some time to set up the backdrop..."
"You don't need that we'll just go out on the balcony. I mean, it's not like you need to worry about the sun ruining your shot."
"Well okay, It will be a first for me though."
"I know you can do it dear. Now come on, I want you to paint me like one of you French girls."
"Okay"
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"Oh s***! Oh s***, oh s***, oh S***!!! Dear I am so sorry I can explain see... I kinda forgot to turn off the petrifying setting on my camera, long story, and now your a statue. Just please wait while I undo this. I just need to alter the settings to unpetrify and get started." *flash*
"Mmmmaaa... Dear that felt so incredible." 
"Wait you'r not weirded out by this?"
"No! Well I was at first, but... Oh my god that just felt so arousing. Like every little draft of air felt like a butterfly's wings all over."
"Dear."
"Common I want to try it again."
"Dear."
"Please."
"Dear.... no I can't."
"How about this then? I'll be your statue and while I'm like that you can do whatever you want to me."
".... Really?"
"Sure, just you know... don't smash me or anything like that."
"D-Deal! Now... still and give me that sensual pose like before... perfect" *flash* "Now then... Lets have some fun."